LOST CAT. Answers to "Zoro". Highly independent. Prone to napping in inconvenient locations. Submissive by designation, wild by nature. Inexperienced Dominants beware.

Enjoys: sharpening his blades, dry wit, and the occasional worthy opponent (verbal or otherwise). Dislikes: weak-willed men, empty beer bottles, chocolate, and the suffocating scent of other people's desperation.

For best results, feed him premium sake and don't crowd his personal space too quickly. Makes the sweetest face and crawls in your lap if you scratch beneath his chin (metaphorically speaking).

If you appreciate a challenge, possess good vibes, and aren't easily intimidated, you might be able to coax out this swordsman's sensual side. Don't expect instant affection. Trust must be earned. Approach with caution and a healthy dose of boundaries. This one bites.

But if you’re patient...he also purrs.